Omnibus Victim-Witness Protection and Assistance Act of 1982

Omnibus Victim-Witness Protection and Assistance Act of 1982 - Amends Rule 32 of the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure to require that presentence reports contain: (1) a statement of the harm done or loss suffered by the victim; (2) information on any available nonprison programs and resources; and (3) a statement of the financial needs of the defendant and his dependents, the restitution needs of the victims, and the amount of any gain derived from or loss caused by the criminal conduct of the defendant.

Amends the Federal criminal code to establish as offenses "tampering with a witness, victim, or an informant" and "retaliating against a witness, victim, or an informant." Prescribes an additional penalty for an individual convicted of one of the above offenses while on bail.

Grants general authority to the Attorney General to relocate or protect government witnesses.

Authorizes the attorney for the government to initiate civil proceedings to restrain tampering with a witness or victim.

Allows for a defendant found guilty of an offense to be sentenced to make restitution.

Directs the Attorney General to recommend to Congress laws necessary to compensate victims of crimes where restitution is not possible.

Grants exclusive jurisdiction to the Federal courts over civil claims against the United States for damages caused by dangerous offenders who are released or escape from the lawful custody of a U.S. employee as a result of such employee's gross negligence.

Directs the Attorney General to develop Federal guidelines for the fair treatment of crime victims and witnesses.

Directs the Attorney General to recommend to Congress any laws that are necessary to ensure that no Federal felon derives any profit from the sale of his or her story until any victim of the offense receives restitution.